high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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disgruntleddoc:

thebr3akfasttclub:

southern-sheepdog:

lizzywhimsy:

ladyhistory:

I know because I practically did this.

I imagine this is what megcubed did her first day in Gettysburg lol

Me at Chickamauga, Washington D.C., Charleston, St. Augustine, ect.

Literally me whenever I’m at historic places.
Every God damn time.

^accurate. 

disgruntleddoc:

thebr3akfasttclub:

southern-sheepdog:

lizzywhimsy:

ladyhistory:

I know because I practically did this.

I imagine this is what megcubed did her first day in Gettysburg lol

Me at Chickamauga, Washington D.C., Charleston, St. Augustine, ect.

Literally me whenever I’m at historic places.

Every God damn time.

^accurate. 

"Next to creating a life, the finest thing a man can do is save one."

— Abraham Lincoln (via dreamingems)

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yrmomschesthair:

thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

come to meeee

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disgruntleddoc:

OH MY GOD
OH MY GOOOOOOD
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL SOMEONE TAKE ME THERE PLEASE NOW THANK YOU

disgruntleddoc:

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOOOOOOD

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL SOMEONE TAKE ME THERE PLEASE NOW THANK YOU

noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

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"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."

— (via l-yps)

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cute-overload:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

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