May 2013
zubat:
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
a-princess-in-disguise:
firlalaith:
nillawiffle:
lydiabutz:
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
QUIDDITCH
15hypens:
in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class...
casneedsmyrrh:
I do think it’d be pretty funny though if the tables turned and now every time Dean walks into a room he’s like “Hello, Cas” and Cas nearly jumps out of his shoes and is like “DON’T DO THAT!” and Dean just gets the biggest kick ever out of sneaking up on Cas.
On Valentine's day
sodamnrelatable:
Me:
Person I love:
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
deerstalkers-are-cool:
So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one
uiagdkjasgdkaHAHAHAHHAHAHA XD
andrysb24:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and...
the-sonic-url:
rneerkat:
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
Reblog if you're alive when the dates, 1/2/3,...
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
ask-sonicandneku:
ikkitheairbender:
kevaroono:
you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.
As a Whovian… That scared me.
h0rmonecasserole:
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
sherlocks-one-friend:
icantdotheonesteptwostep:
shouldertappingghosts:
haiirflip:
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?
Well thats what girls do
No one said true love played by the rules:... →
jonarryn:
saltzmaned:
“It’s been a rough few years for Damon when it comes to his love life — but Julie tells us it’s finally time for him to have some legitimate joy in his life. “Yes. Absolutely,” she says. “We’re going to get to see Damon trying to be a good boyfriend, and…
kirkspocks:
let me explain a southern californian spring to you
last week it was so hot and windy that it actually started a huge wildfire
and tomorrow it’s going to rain
Take My Breath Away: Dear dipshit in the head to... →
bad-wulf:
Holy shit this pisses me off. I admire this woman’s restraint. Any dude who tried to get handsy with me in BJJ/Krav would get punched in the throat. And my instructors and classmates would be 100% behind my decision.
kravistpanther:
faith-and-trust:
You SUCK. Between your proclamations of ‘Swagga’ and declaring everything to be ‘fucking H-Core Brah,’ Coach unfortunately chose...
